Chatological Humor* (washingtonpost.com)
Apparently, we haven't quite got our stuff together yet. I hope you all saw the stories today that these alerts were based on pre-9/11 information. I believe it is currently a federal offense to make fun of our government, so I won't. I am staunchly behind our Secretary of Homeland Security and his aides, Cocky Locky, Goosy Poosey, and Henny Penny.
Thanks to Gayle for the pointer.