The Empire Strikes Back

Wired News: Copyright Crusaders Hit Schools

"We want to teach children to be thinking human beings," said Melinda Anderson, a spokeswoman for the NEA. "Not a parrot for some corporate agenda."

Darth Vader and the RIAA have attempted to brainwash the nation's schoolchildren about the evils of copyright infringement. The rebel alliance, a.k.a. American Library Association, has mounted a counterattack against the Death Star.